i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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