on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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