Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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