you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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