i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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