i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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