Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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