Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think people are normalizing furries
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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