Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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