i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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