your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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