Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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