i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
is it fun? or sober?
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