Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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