I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
then he tried to convert me to islam
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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