North Korea, Best Korea!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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