Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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