Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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