S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just invented taco cereal.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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