yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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