Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You dont lie about slip and slides
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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