At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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