It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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