my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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