Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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