butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like abortions should bother me more
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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