Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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