Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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