Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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