so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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