your thong is hanging out like whoa
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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