So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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