they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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