but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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