Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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