New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
tell me about the fingering
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