I'm drive I can fine osifer
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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