I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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