Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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