this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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