so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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