We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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