Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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