Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
why is half of my head shaved?
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