It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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