her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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