There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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