my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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