Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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