I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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