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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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