Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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