filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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