when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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