She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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