Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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