apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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