I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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