Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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