with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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