Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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