I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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